The TinyWood Party

It was my friend's 21st Birthday party on the 2nd February and he had organised a huge house party where he organised a whole host of games and bought around £200 worth of alcohol for the guests. I had had a long day and wasn't really in the party spirit when I got home but because of 1. the house party was at our house and 2. I kind did want to take part but was just really tired, I joined the party anyway. But I'll be honest here I couldn't be bothered to make myself look "nice" all I did was put on my trainers. I didn't do my hair, I didn't put aftershave on, I didn't even were jeans. I wore a white t-shirt with a deer printed on it, black track suit bottoms and my dark blue trainers.

I stumbled down stairs, found the fridge opened a can of cider and started talking with my house mates. Then I noticed a guy standing by himself, it didn’t feel right that he was by himself at a house party, so I went over to him and made some small talk, once his friend came back we talked a little then I returned to my friends. After a little while later I noticed Amy with a friend, Amy (her name has been changed to protect the real identity of the person) is often at our house as she is a friend of the Birthday boy so I engaged in casual chit chat with her and her friend. I wasn't interested in sarging her friend so when the conversation came to a natural end I ejected and found my house mates again. All this talking simply took me to a very talkative state.

Later on I was pouring a drink for myself and I noticed these two girls, HB5 and HB 7, standing next to me looking at the Birthday boy's gold fish. So, I said "The gold fish are pretty cool aren't they?" HB 5: "Yeah I want fish at mine" Admittedly this is a pretty weak opener but in my experience of house parties you don't any scripted openers, just start speaking and whatever comes out of your mouth is your opener. Remember the opener's main objective is to open, once they are talking to you the opener has served its most important purpose. Afterwards we were fluffing for a while talking about university, they both went to the rival university so a neg/disqualifier came easy. We fluffed some more and I went into the Lying Game DHV, I didn't manage to guess her lie but it's cool they had a laugh and it lead to an interesting follow up conversation about lie detection. They invited me to hang out with them on a night out and:
I said "How would you be able to invite me out you don't even know my name?"
Then HB5 says: "So, what's your name then?"
Me: "Sorry I don't know you well enough to tell you that." Then I smile and walk away to find my friend who was changing the song.

After a little while later I bump into the two again and ask them if they've seen the rest of the house and if they would like a tour. They wanted a tour. Now, our house is pretty big and my room is on the 2nd floor, so after slowly guiding them through the house showing them the whole house, it was natural to end at my bedroom. We talked a little then I lead them back down stairs. I’m no expert at the game and I haven’t even got a Kiss Close yet so I didn’t aim for a full close. Whilst going down the stairs I bumped into another friend at the party who stopped me to chat and the two girls carried on walking.

The next time I see them is in the kitchen and they are hanging around other lad, I begin conversation with my house mate and then HB5 realises she has lost something so we begin looking for it; we find it and somehow I end up isolating the HB7 and HB5 and the lad are together. At this moment in time I run Style’s EV on her and I notice a lot of IOI’s like hair twirling, eye contact, laughing, qualifying and smiling just as I finish, one of my flat mates pulls me away. Not long after HB7 and HB5 announce that they are leaving and I knew the only close I could accomplish was the number close. So, I bring up the night out they invited me to and we swap phones and got each other’s number. I swap numbers with the HB5 first out of respect and politeness then I swap numbers with HB7. Today I rang HB7 but it went to voicemail, where I left a message.

Notes about this Sarge:
Even though HB7 was friendly, nice and attractive she lacked personality, she wasn’t very talkative and wasn’t very good at engaging conversation. I wasn’t really attracted to HB7 but sarged them anyways for practice and feedback.